Have you still got any spring jokes that we missed? Please share it with us. After all, it’s better to laugh than cry, right? It’s funny how the act of laughing can make life seem more beautiful. It’s been hard to find the will to make the world better, but you’ll get your mood up by reading these spring jokes. So, you’re feeling gloomy because it’s been a cold and dreary winter. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Worm! Worm who? Worm in here, isn’t it?.June who? Does June know any good knock knock jokes? Beezer who? Beezer buzzing, it must be spring. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Rover! Rover who? Rover the rainbow!.Butter who? Butter brings an umbrella, it’s raining! What spring month is incapable of making a decision? MAYbe! Best Spring Knock Knock Entries.Can you tell us what Spring’s favorite appetizer is? A bloomin’ onion!.Which month is the shortest? May because it only has three letters!.Which month always asks for permission and questions? May!.When are monkeys falling from the sky? During Ape-ril showers!.February is like March, isn’t it? No but April May.Witty Spring Jokes About Months and Seasons What falls and never gets hurt? The spring rain.When it rains chickens and ducks in April, what do you say? FOWL spring weather.Summer, what did you say to spring? Help – I’m about to fall!.What kind of socks do gardeners wear? Garden hose.When it rains, can bees fly? Only when they wear their yellow jackets.When spring rain falls, what goes up? An umbrella.Do you know what kind of pickles spring prefers? Daffo-dills.What makes spring the best time to start a business? Because you can really “rake” in the money. What is the best time to wash a stinky slinky? During spring cleaning.Have you heard about the pregnant bedbug? She’s having a baby in the spring.Is there a difference between a spring roll and a summer roll? Seasoning.
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